Things I did today:
Went for a run in the cold, came home, burped profusely for 3 hours, went to watch sketch comedy, burped during sketch comedy, walked & burped in the cold from 26th & 8th to 14th & 1st, bought groceries, ate what I hoped was the "Burp Cure Platter" (3 cold cut slices, a Fig Newman, & 12 spoonfuls of Purely Decadent Turtle Trails dairy free ice cream).
Burps leap from deep within my burp factory and not even the Burp Cure Platter can stop them.
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